Things I Seen A-Walkin'

I went for a short walk along West Bay Walkway tonight after dinner. Guess what I saw........

A) First, there was this Richard Simmons-type overtly gay man pushing a baby stroller with a stuffed moose inside. I shit you not!! To top it off, he was talking to said moose. (No doubt about something both "Fabulous" and Gorgeous".)

B) Some crack/meth head doing the nod right down in the heart of Songhees. He/she/it was sitting on a rock and nodding forward at such a ridiculous angle we were waiting for his/her head to bounce off the rocks.

C) On the way back, we passed some dude who actually had the needle in his arm, just starting to shoot up. That stuff just turns my stomach. I understand it's a disease and all that, but at least go somewhere away from the public. Not beside a busy walkway.

D) And to top it all off, the man with the stroller ran by the other way LOL. Still talking in that nowayyoucanbehetero falsetto. I wonder what the moose was named.

See you when I see you.
Baron